2005-04-22 - 9:50 a.m.
Fred: "I read a joke in a magazine at the barber shop today. It went like this: A lady walks by a pet store and sees a sign in the window that says "Pussy licking frog inside". Curious, she walks into the store to check it out. The owner of the store sees her, smiles and says "Bonjour!"
Erin: "heh...that's a dumb joke."
Fred: "I...don't get it."
Erin: "Well, you know how it's derogatory to call a hispanic person a spic? It's the same concept here. Some people call French people frogs."
Fred: "Hmmm. Pussy licking Fro-- OH!"
Erin: "see?"
Fred: "BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
Erin: "Okay. You know what's much funnier than the joke?"
Fred: "Me, finally getting it?"
Erin: "uh...yeah."
Fred: "I know! It's like, all the sudden the lightbulb went off!"
Fred: "I had an Aha Moment!"
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Fred: "...just like on Oprah!"
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Erin G's lofty pursuits include sampling candy, taking naps, memorizing showtunes and shopping at Daffy's. She's a joyously dorky theatre girl. Also? a big fan of cats, well-written books, and her good lookin' an' schweet lovin' husband, Freddie.
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